CLUG meeting: epic fail!

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* Jeremy Henty wrote:
> Arrived at  CB2 to  discover they were  closed: "we've got  no water"!
> (Did a pipe burst?)  Hung around outside between 1.30 and 2.10 reading
> a book with  an A4 Tux poster propped against  my rucksack, but no-one
> took the bait so I came home.  Better luck next time I guess.

Reminds me of when I went in there to play a game of Chess last year and
they had no gas.